It was like a dream

Except, even in my crazy dreams, the colors are never this vivid.

Smart, charming, good-looking, kind...

Ah, Panda Express zodiac card - you flatter this 1989 year of the Snake. Thanks for leaving out my negative traits!

Always sweet

Always too short

I'm about to get all sappy here

but it's OK, because it's likely about you.

"Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah...

 ...So much fun-ukkah to celebrate Hanukkah!"

Well, Portland was exactly what I expected...

but not exactly what I was hoping for, and that's OK.

Penguins and dinos, and brides...

Oh my!